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• Ah, social media. Is it just me, or does it simply expedite the process of the thinning of the herd courtesy of Darwinism? Unfortunately, no one died, but Shemicka McVey, 21, the live-in girlfriend of Maurice Davenport, 22, slashed her boyfriend on the left bicep after he refused to show her his Facebook profile. No charges were filed and the two remain Facebook friends. All’s well that ends well in the wacky world of Facebook, I guess. [MSNBC]

• Do you want to know Kurt Warner’s thoughts on Brett Favre’s legacy? Sure you do. [With Leather]

• Ha. Marathoner makes a wrong turn, loses race. [Off the Bench]

• Could this be the first photo of Ashley Harlan, the rumored fiancee of Ben Roethlisberger? [Busted Coverage]

• So long, Ron “Sweet Baby” Franklin. ESPN canned your jagoff ass. [Awful Announcing]

• Allen Iverson: big fan of the cheesesteak at the T.G.I. Friday’s in Istanbul. [Larry Brown Sports]

• I’m inclined to agree: this is pretty much exactly what a Tiger Woods wet dream would look like. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The ABA: where defense (rarely) happens. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Timberwolves general manager David Kahn still lurves Darko Milicic. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• The top 10 reasons the Bengals stuck with Marvin Lewis. [Five Tool Tool]

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