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Tom Brady: Picture Me Rollin’ (On A Scooter)

Jesus. You have got to be kidding me.

This darling image of the New England Patriots QB comes courtesy of’s “Tom & Gisele sightings” gallery (via Kissing Suzy Kolber) with the following caption:

With two weeks before the Pats play their next game, Tom Brady enjoyed a little down time scootering with the QB’s cute boy, Jack (not pictured), on Boston Common.

Now, does Jack have a scooter of his own or do the two have to share? And if Tommy and Jacky do indeed have to share one scooter, who decides whose turn it is? Does Gisele have to make the call? And what if she’s not there to settle what the two perceive as incredibly significant, yet to everyone else, immaturely childish, differences? I mean, you know what it’s like when two spoiled little cheeky monkeys are arguing over a toy they both covet. It can get prettay ugly.

[H/T Kissing Suzy Kolber]