It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• In the best feel good story of recent memory, the homeless dude with the killer announcer voice has landed a job with the Cleveland Cavaliers. [Larry Brown Sports]

• WAGs of the BCS National Championship, anyone? [Busted Coverage]

• In light of High-Five-Gate, what would it have been like had Adam Schefter been on set during other famous “breaking news” events? [Bob’s Blitz]

• Behind the scenes at Alexander Ovechkin’s awesome SportsCenter commercial shoot. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• I have to agree with my pal Rick, The Onion‘s new sports show has a lot of potential. [Off the Bench]

• Holy crazy coat, Walt Frazier! [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• This new controller for Tiger Woods on the Wii is pretty bad ass. [Waggle Room]

• Here’s a pretty cool Johnny Cash-themed goalie mask. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Yeah, I could see this as Roberto Alomar’s Hall of Fame plaque. [TAUNTR]

• Manchester United might play a “half-court” game at Wrigley Field this summer? [Deuce of Davenport]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For ‘Spider-Man’ Musical

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