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• Pleasures, a one-stop romance shop in Huntsville, Alabama, offers all the conveniences of a standard fast food drive thru but with one significant difference: adults looking to spice up their relationships or procure that butt plug or pocket pussy they have always coveted can purchase all of their adult toy and novelty needs without ever having to get out of their car…or put on their pants, I suppose. [MSNBC/AP]

• ESPN announcer Ron Franklin has apologized for being a Grade-A Asshole to Jeannine Edwards during the radio broadcast of the Fiesta Bowl. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Holy balls, did you see John Gruden’s hair during the Orange Bowl broadcast? Frightening. [Busted Coverage]

• Oh dear, this bikini-wearing dude might be a little too excited for the Orange Bowl. [Off the Bench]

• With The Fighter a box office smash, take a look at the real Micky Ward’s bloodiest fights. [Ranker]

• The biggest sports losers from 2010. [Rumors & Rants]

• The entire sports media landscape could undergo some serious changes in the coming year. [Awful Announcing]

• You know those “Thank You” ads players take out in newspapers upon their departure from a team? Here are some hilarious examples of ones that should have been done. [TAUNTR]

• When Mascots Attack, Volume 456 features the exploits of the Deepdale Duck. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Nice letter jacket, LeBron, ya douche. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The sign makers who displayed their work during the Seahawks-Rams game should be ashamed of themselves. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• The Stanford band was banned from the Orange Bowl because of LeBron James? Lame. [It’s Always Sunny in Detroit]

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