LeBron James Is Not The Only Narcissistic Douche Hanging Out In Miami Lately
Caption for the above photo, via Ochocinco’s twitpic:
Beautiful day in Miami, what do I drive today?
Frankly, Chad Ochocinco, if that’s your real name (which it isn’t, by the way), I don’t give two rips what luxury automobile you elect to drive around Miami today. As long as said automobile is driven straight off the nearest cliff, any of those three will be fine by me, you self-loving, dickbag braggart. Metaphorically speaking, of course. About him driving a car off a cliff. Obviously, I bear no ill will towards the egocentric jagoff. Well, at least to that extreme extent. See, I have feelings and compassion, not like that online personality test said.