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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Color me shocked: douchetard Tucker Carlson has now backtracked on his “Michael Vick should’ve been executed” comments. [Off the Bench]

• This homeless dude has the best radio voice of any homeless dude anywhere. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

•Awesome: there’s going to be an Ozzie Guillen roast. [Foul Balls]

• The NY tabloids are doing their damn best to out-innuendo each other. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Mike Francesa: still an idiot. Mind-blowing, I know. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Could San Diego State head coach Brady Hoke be headed to Ann Arbor to replace Rich Rodriguez? [Rumors & Rants]

• Some absolutely superb The Heatles photoshops. [TAUNTR]

• Watch sideline reporter Michelle Tafoya get stiffarmed by John Harbaugh. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Herschel Walker: a socialist? Yeah, I could see that. [Deuce of Davenport]

• LOLNFL Week 17, y’all. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Egad! Buffalo QB Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like a crazy mountain man! [The Sports Hernia Blog]

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