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• After being arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, Ohioan William Liston had this to say to police officers as an excuse: “Ozzy Osbourne and his music made me do it.” There you go. [Yahoo!/AP]

• At 7-9, the Seattle Seahawks are in the postseason…much to the annoyance of everyone. [With Leather]

• Ha. It’s funny because Al Michaels looks totally blazed in this screengrab. [Busted Coverage]

• Texans RB Arian Foster just finished the best rookie season by an undrafted player ever. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Dolphins RB Ronnie Brown got jacked out of a cool half million bucks because of 16 measly yards. [Second-String Fullback]

• The best video you’ll see of a cutie Korean gal missing a layup all day. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Wait, the 2011 PGA Tour season is starting? Already? [Devil Ball Golf]

• ESPN’s Ron Franklin is kind of an asshole. [Awful Announcing]

• Top 10 questions regarding NFL advertising for Week 17. [Five Tool Tool]

• And now, Gourmet Spud’s “Employee of the Year.” Excellent. [Food Court Lunch]

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