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• In another case of life imitating Seinfeld (kind of), a 23-year-old idiot from South Carolina was taken to a hospital on Monday after getting struck by an SUV at about 9:00 p.m. while trying to play a real-life, death-defying, moronic, Darwin Award-winning version of the classic arcade game Frogger. Police allege that before he was struck, he was talking about doing it with his friends. That’s when one of them yelled “Go!” and the rest is dumbass history. [Yahoo!/AP]

• This just in: Floyd Mayweather is a huge jerk. This video proves it. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Who is this man-child, and can he save the 49ers? [Off the Bench]

• Oney Guillen, the son of White Sox manager Ozzie, aired former closer Sox Bobby Jenks’ dirty laundry on Twitter, and it ain’t pretty. [Foul Balls]

• According to this Insight Bowl t-shirt, Missouri is spelled with three s’s. [Busted Coverage]

• Be sure to check out Caron Butler’s commercial for “Tuff Juice.” [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• An absolutely fascinating Venn Diagram about the NFL coaches fired this season. [TAUNTR]

• Could this be ESPN’s wish list for the Monday Night Football broadcast booth if Gruden ultimately departs? [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• Is Rob Ryan NFL head coaching material? [Second-String Fullback]

• Has Maria Sharapova gone all soft since her engagement? [Bob’s Blitz]

• Internet legend “Softball Guy” dishes on Sabermetrics. [Joe Sports Fan]

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