It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Please help these guys out and go sign their petition to save Buffalo QB Ryan Fitzpatrick’s beard. [Read and React]
• LOLNFL for Week 16 is, as usual, quite amusing. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• The Eagles mascot got some sweet action from a comely female fan in the stands last night. [Bob’s Blitz]
• Paul Pierce is a goddamn water thief. [With Leather]
• Here’s a fun game: “Fill In The Blanks With Rajon Rondo.” It’s kinda like Mad Libs, with expletives. [The Basketball Jones]
• Humorous Headline: Michigan QB accepts free iPad in desperate plea for attention. [TAUNTR]
• Confusing Headline: In Utah, the Jazz are like ‘M*A*S*H’ times ‘Cheers’ plus ‘Seinfeld’ [Ball Don’t Lie]
• Ladies and gentlemen, beer bonging via vuvuzela at minor league hockey game. [Busted Coverage]
• Chinese soccer is weird, man. [Off the Bench]
• David Lee busted out the rarely used NBA defensive maneuver, The Purple Nurple, recently. [The Sports Hernia Blog]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk
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