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Think You Got What It Takes To Keep Up With Tiger Woods (On The Golf Course)?

Obviously, it would be foolish knowing what we know now, for any mere mortal to try to keep up with Tiger Woods as it relates to his Herculean sexual exploits, so only a fool would attempt to embark on that kind of mission, but if you happen to be a reasonably skilled golfer and would like to be a part of Tiger’s foursome in a pro-am, now’s your chance.

That’s right, you – yes, you – could play alongside Tiger Woods at a pro-am tournament which precedes the Dubai Desert Classic in February. All you need is a “valid handicap” and to register at and you might find yourself getting whisked away to the sinfully posh United Arab Emirates locale to play golf with Tiger Woods in the dead of winter.

And standing by to provide the unintentionally humorous quote regarding the contest was Mohamed Juma Buamaim, vice chairman and CEO of the company Golf in Dubai (via Yahoo!/AP):

“The very intention behind having this online draw is to encourage amateurs to be part of the fun.

“Playing alongside Tiger is a dream of every player. I am sure the lucky one, male or female, will learn quite a few things about the game just (by) watching him play, up close and personal.”

Ha. Especially if the lucky one turns out to be a female who is single and ready to mingle. Ah, who am I kidding? Relationship status won’t matter, but looks might. On second thought, considering some of the dreadfully skanky harlots Tiger was allegedly nailing, looks might not matter much, either.

Lucky winner will play with Tiger in Dubai [Yahoo!/AP]