Vladimir Putin Was Kung-Fu Fighting, That Cat Was Fast As Lightning

There was funky Billy Volsky and little Sammy Nikonov
He said here comes the Prime Minister, let’s get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we’re into a brand knew trip

Vladimir Putin was kung-fu fighting
That cat was fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But he did it with expert timing

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[H/T Carl Douglas]