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Blatant Homerism

Headline: ‘Imagine a Vikings Jon Gruden Marriage In 2011 – With You-Know-Who At QB’

This Is Gruden Ripping Weed's Heart Out...Kali Ma!

GAH!  I would say the above headline certainly qualifies as the “Dear God No, Anything But That, Kill Me Now” Headline of the Day. Crap, how about Headline of the Decade?

Damn you, Pioneer Press scribe Charley Walters, for even speculating as to the possibility of that scenario, however unlikely. Damn you straight to Hell.

Shooter Now: Imagine a Vikings-Jon Gruden marriage in 2011 — with you-know-who at QB [Pioneer Press]