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• Word on the street is that the Bengals were considering benching T.O. prior to his knee injury. [Larry Brown Sports]
• Ladies and germs, the craziest Mexican Winter League Baseball brawl of the year. [Busted Coverage]
• Who knew Peter King could pull of such beernerdity? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Fan sues New York Jets player over a thrown snowball. [Off the Bench]
• The Patrick Kane hip hop anthem is certainly something. [Puck Daddy]
• Houston Texans players are fighting each other now. [With Leather]
• DeSean Jackson’s game-winning punt return, Tecmo Bowl-style. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• Can a golfer knock a clay pigeon out of midair? Click through and find out. [Devil Ball Golf]
• The top 10 reasons why golf is hard. No mention of knocking a clay pigeon out of midair, either. [Waggle Room]
• Happy holidays wishes from a sinister Mr. Met. [Steady Burn]
• The 67 best mustaches from the 1991 Topps baseball card set. [7th Inning Stache]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex
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