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Charles Barkley: Sending Women Photos Of Your Small Junk Violates 10 Commandments

99% of everything that comes out of Charles Barkley’s mouth requires no embellishment. We should simply cherish the fact that there is no mechanism in his brain that filters his purest thoughts from getting articulated in their rawest form. Such is the case regarding what Sir Charles had to say while appearing on the “The Roundtable” on WJOX in Birmingham, Alabama.The topic of the Brett Favre sexting scandal came up, and of course, Chuck had a unique, sizable take on the topic (via Sports Radio Interviews):

“My biggest problem with the whole Brett Favre thing is if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge. You can’t send small junk to a woman and expect anything. Seriously you have to be like Ron Jeremy or some of those other porn stars. If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous, it shouldn’t be small. That’s one of the Ten Commandments.”

How theo-schlong-ical of him.  God bless Charles Barkley. Seriously, shouldn’t this guy be a poet laureate or something by now?

Charles Barkley On Tipping, Title Game, and Texting (Small Junk) [Sports Radio Interviews]