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• If you live in Ukraine and have already ostracized all your drinking companions due to your inebriated idiocy, a company named King Fairy has the cure for what ails you: they have a full compliment a drinking buddies for hire who will put up with all your crap. Well, to a certain extent I suppose. Said Yulia Peyeva, head of the company Kind Fairy: “It is a pleasant companion who can enliven a boring evening. Virtually all of our people are talented. They can play guitar, sing or recite poetry. Today you may want to talk about art and tomorrow to read Faust.” Goethe, eh? Well, that’s all well and good, but will said hired drinking buddy do Jägerbombs with you? Jäger. [Yahoo!/AFP]

• So, the Metrodome sprung another leak. Great. [Daily Norseman]

• New York Jets Tripper Guy suspended indefinitely. Bonus points to PUNTE for a Jack Tripper Photoshop reference. [With Leather]

• Cliff Lee on Phillies fans: ‘Don’t Need Teleprompter’ to know when to cheer. [Larry Brown Sports]

• NO ONE DENIES THIS! Tommy from Quinzee made an appearance during a Bill Simmons chat recently. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• FOX may start playing in-game music during NFL broadcasts. [Awful Announcing]

• Dwight Howard isn’t really Superman, folks. [The Basketball Jones]

• Colin Cowherd believes AJ Burnett’s divorce was the worst, Jerry, the worst. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Congrats to my pal Rick Chandler over at Off the Bench on winning a Foulie Award. Yeah, I was up for it, too, but I’m a good sport. [Off the Bench]

• Gary Kubiak’s time as Houston Texans coach may be mercifully coming to an end. [Rumors & Rants]

The Onion Headline of the Day: 4-Year-Old Gets Wasted On Rum Balls