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Ozzie Guillen Wants You To Buy White Sox Tickets So Bad, He Will Wear A Xmas Sweater

Ozzie Claus? If that isn’t a disconcerting thought, well, I don’t know what is.The strings of profanity spewing out of his mouth alone would be enough to traumatize small children. And some overly-sensitive adults.

Now that, my friends, is a brilliant video. There is so much going on that dazzles the eyes and delights the ears. Ozzie’s holiday-themed sweater. His violent shaking of the bobblehead. The partial shirt lift. The multitude of bleeps. His verbal sparring with the director (“I’m not going to read that…not yet.”

You know what? Keep the tickets. I’ll gladly pay the $171 as long as someone puts Ozzie in front of a camera, has him wear something absolutely ridiculous and forces him to read a script off cue cards. That’s money well spent, folks.

[H/T Deadspin]