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Wake N’ Blog: Naked Man Arrested In Cemetery, Says He Was Taking Photos Of Spirits

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• Well, of course you have to strip down to complete nakedness to photograph spirits – skin is the best canvas to show spirits’ orbs of energy. Oh, Robert Hurst was showing some orbs alright, but now he has been arrested and charged with indecent exposure after being caught gallivanting around a southern Mississippi cemetery in the buff. With a camera. And hopefully, not an erection. Sheesh. [azcentral]

• Voltron made out of shi**y NFL quarterbacks? Voltron made out of shi**y NFL quarterbacks. [With Leather]

• “Unleash the Tebow,” so says Broncos fans. That sounds perverse. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Yeah, it looks like sports fans in Detroit spent all their money on Vikings-Giants tickets, if the turnout at the Pistons game was any indication. [Busted Coverage]

•  The Avs’ Paul Stastny and Matt Duchene did a nifty little “Bang Bang” dance the other night. [Puck Daddy]

• Nothing says hockey like a dress. Yowsers. [The Slanch Report]

• If the Cowboys’ Keith Brooking’s pregame speech on Sunday was anything like this, it would have been awesome. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• So, the Washington Nationals’ Racing Presidents crashed The Nutcracker… [Big League Stew]

• Where is Zack Greinke going to land? [Rumors & Rants]

• Rock ’em Sock ’em Russian hockey rules. [Off the Bench]

• Kobe Bryant buffed Jeff Van Gundy’s head. Yep. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

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