It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Headline: “NBA’s David Lee Has A Vagina In His Elbow.” Wait. What? [With Leather]
• Oh yeah: LOLNFL Week 14. This is the good stuff, kids. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Superman is dead: no more dunk contests for Dwight Howard. [The Basketball Jones]
• With Cliff Lee out of the picture, what is the Yankees’ plan for their starting rotation now? [Larry Brown Sports]
• Holy crap, check out these socks the Oregon Ducks are planning to wear in the BCS Championship Game. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• If you’re a referee, one player from the DeSoto County High School basketball team will flip ya. He’ll flip ya for real. [Bob’s Blitz]
• This NHL Ugly Sweater party is going to be a rager! [TAUNTR]
• Was son’s health a factor in Cliff Lee’s decision? [Off the Bench]
• What in the hell was Ravens quarterback coach Jim Zorn wearing during Monday Night Football last night? [Shutdown Corner]
• According to my pal, Samerochocinco, Tashard Choice has nothing to apologize for regarding getting Michael Vick’s autograph. [Second String Fullback]
• How about we break down Cam Newton’s Heisman Trophy speech? [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]
• The IIHF U20 World Junior Hockey Championships: a true Christmas miracle. At least to General Tao. But he’s a Canadian, so there you go. [Food Court Lunch]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Landon Donovan – A Disgrace To The Soccer-Loving Country Of America
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