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Good Lord, The Holiday-Themed Florida Everblades Jerseys Are Awful, Just Awful

Oh my word. Words cannot even begin to describe the horribleness of the jerseys the players on the ECHL’s Florida Everblades team had to wear not once, but twice over the weekend, but if I were forced to pick a phrase to explain them, it would have to be “emasculating over-festiveness.”

For Christ’s sake, there are friggin’ snowflakes on them. Snowflakes! And the “Happy Holidays” tropical print on the lower half of the sweater? Terrible. I bet even Jimmy Buffett wouldn’t be caught dead in one of these abominations.

Further, what shade of of green is that anyway? I cannot say for certain, but I’m pretty sure the 128-pack of Crayola crayons doesn’t even include that horrific color. What would you call it? Radioactive Urine, maybe?

Wrong. Just wrong. Those poor, poor bastards.

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