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• Wrapped in Christmas paper and ribbons and bows, a package with a tag that read “To Jessie, From Santa” had a very festive treat inside: $400,000 worth of marijuana, police said. A 29-year-old self-employed musician at the residence said the package was for him. Man, those cops. What a bunch of Grinches. [MSNBC]

• Why the hell not? Here’s a photo of Mike Ditka wearing Uggs. [Larry Brown Sports]

• This could very well be the soccer save of the century. [Off the Bench]

• Mark Cuban on the Nets owner: “He’s a pussy.” Nice. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Roger Clemens showed up for a court appearance in a suit I swear was worn by Michael Keaton in the movie Johnny Dangerously. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• At last, the annual story of a lawyer who files a motion to continue case because of the BCS National Championship Game. [Busted Coverage]

• Red Sox GM Theo Epstein is making it rain, y’all! [TAUNTR]

• Hannah Storm showed some skin during a public appearance last night. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The 12 Days of Manningfacemas are upon us. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Craig Sager’s crazy suits are offensive to Kevin Garnett. [Awful Announcing]

• Titans coach Jeff Fisher says the Titans locker room is better without Vince Young around. I’m sure the losing ain’t helping, though. [Rumors & Rants]

• Jesus, NFL-themed Christmas presents are expensive…and crappy. [TheWizWit]

• Newlywed/Dodgers player Clayton Kershaw can certainly bust a move. [Vin Scully Is My Homeboy]

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