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CC Sabathia Has A New Beard, But Did He Eat His Sideburns?

Awful. Just awful.

A man who cannot grow sideburns should be ethically precluded from growing a beard. And what’s the deal with the close cut underneath the jawline? I understand that it takes a special man to sport a neckbeard – Kyle Orton is a good example – but the closely trimmed beard on CC causes his neck fat to appear even more prominent.

Finally, I’d be remiss if I didn’t at least briefly mention the comely reporter. Who is she? Now, we’re only afforded a profile view of her, but as far as I can tell, she has the whole sexy librarian thing going on. Not too shabby.

[H/T TheSportsHernia at TBL]