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Wake N’ Blog: Wisconsin Woman Bites Off Husband’s Tongue, Presumably Over Cheese Or The Packers

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• A 57-year-old Sheboygan, Wisconsin was arrested by police while singing Christmas carols and blowing a New Year’s horn on suspicion of felony mayhem for allegedly biting off her husband’s tongue. The 79-year-old victim claims she chomped it off while he was kissing her. Only in Wisconsin. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Snoop Dogg loves him some “Purp and Yellow.” [The Basketball Jones]

• Don Cherry: still unhinged, evidenced by this rant. [Off the Bench]

• Cliff Lee was offered a $175 million contract by the Nationals? [Rumors & Rants]

• Boy, the Derek Jeter press conference was awkward. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Guy turns down job with the Jets to play with trains. [With Leather]

• The debacle at the Backyard Brawl likely cost Dave Wannestadt his job. [Larry Brown Sports]

• What a nice surprise: an offseason edition of “This Tweet In Baseball.” [Walkoff Walk]

• Wikileaks: Philadelphia Eagles edition. [TheWizWit]

• Here we have photos from Clayton Kershaw’s lovely Dodgers-themed wedding. [Vin Scully Is My Homeboy]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Pallbearers Carry Leslie Nielsen’s Coffin Without Incident