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• A 42-year-old Alabama woman was arrested Wednesday on felony theft charges relating to theft of books from a public library. Regina M. Smith has been accused of stealing 222 books valued at $5,432 over the past couple of years from area libraries. Maybe that’s how she gets her kicks. Her and her good time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-gal: Party time is over. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Derek Anderson’s “Not Funny” rant auto-tuned. [Ted Williams Head]

• Gus Johnson truly is a gift that keeps on giving. [Awful Announcing]

• In case you missed it, “Heinz Juice Come Out Of Ben’s Smellspot” last night. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Green Bay Packers throwback uniforms were certainly something. [Larry Brown Sports]

• This Gingerbread Fenway Park is awesome. No one denies this! [The Last Angry Fan]

• Is Bryce Harper a witch? [TheWizWit]

• The Cincinnati Bearcats mascot had an interesting weekend. [Busted Coverage]

• Here is video of Chiefs right tackle Barry Richardson punching his coach. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Nice: basketball player Josh Childress had poop thrown at him while playing in Greece. [Out of Bounds]

• Where are they now? “White Reggie Bush.” [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Here’s how it might have gone when Joakim Noah and John Elway shared a steam room last week. [TAUNTR]

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