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Wake N’ Blog: So Long, Snuggie, Hello ‘Forever Lazy’

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• Two Wisconsinites have invented a direct competitor to the Snuggie, i.e., the dumbest product ever, and have dubbed their invention, fittingly, the Forever Lazy. Tyler Galganski and Dave Hibler came up with the idea for the fleece, footless onesies with hoods – as well as operate out of – Hibler’s parents’ basement. Wait. Parents’ basement? Shouldn’t these guys be bloggers? [MSNBC]

• Yeah, I think FIFA’s choice of Qatar for the 2022 World Cup is not going to sit well with heavy-drinking, hard-partying soccer fans. [Rumors & Rants]

• Former NBA player Antoine Walker has been sued to the tune of $5 million for allegedly being a homewrecker. [With Leather]

• In case you missed it, here’s the pregame introduction of LeBron before the game last night. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Awesome: there were LeBron bobbleheads in the arena’s urinals last night. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Italian soccer player’s goal celebration gets a little out of hand as he breaks his teammate’s nose. [Bob’s Blitz]

• When discussing Matt Millen’s suckitude, it’s not about quantity, it’s about frequency. [Awful Announcing]

• This Opitimus Prime ice sculpture is incredible. [Off the Bench]

• I cannot say for certain, but it certainly appears that Blake Griffin was sexually assaulted during this dunk attempt. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag, anyone? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Dodgers outfielder Andre Ethier laments the lack of strippers in L.A. [Vin Scully Is My Homeboy]

• Richard Jefferson would like David Lee to giddy up! [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Video of a Cavs assistant coach told LeBron to “Shut the f**k up” last night. [The Last Angry Fan]

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