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Photo: Middle-Aged Lesbian/Drew Carey Look-Alike Spotted At Cavs Game Last Night

Among the thousands of anti-LeBrononites in attendance at the Cavs-Heat game last night at Quicken Loans arena was middle-aged lesbian Pat Johnson, who when not working as a junior high gym teacher moonlights as a Drew Carey impersonator at Cleveland area comedy clubs. What makes her presence especially noticeable was the fact that she was sporting a Cavaliers jersey with the name “Carey” on the back. I mean, she’s not even the real Drew Carey, yet she had the comedian/Cleveland native/Price is Right host’s name put on it? Talk about attempting to draw attention to yourself. That’s bush league, Pat Johnson.

What’s that? That’s really Drew Carey? Seriously? Man, this case of mistaken identity makes it now the second time I have been burned on the “Middle-Aged Lesbian or Drew Carey” bit. Fool me once, yadda yadda yadda. I suppose it makes sense that Drew Carey would make it to such a monumental game, what with the “Cleveland Rocks” and whatnot.

I am left to wonder though if the real Pat Johnson, middle-aged lesbian Drew Carey impersonator managed to get a ticket. I hope she did.

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