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Low Hanging Fruit: Natalie Gulbis Has A Bad Back

According to a report from Golfweek‘s Beth Ann Baldry (via Waggle Room), Natalie Gulbis has been forced to withdraw from this week’s LPGA Tour Championship due to a bad back which has plagued her for years.

Bad back, you say? I wonder why…

Clearly, her regimented stretching techniques are not sufficiently loosening her up and she is left not limber enough to compete. What? Did you think I was insinuating it was something else that was causing her back problems? Pervs.

But seriously, according to those in the know, Gulbis’ chronic back problems could prematurely end her professional career, and that’s not good for anybody.

Back woes force Natalie Gulbis out of LPGA Tour Championship [Waggle Room]

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