It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Here are 16 awesome anti-LeBron shirts angry Clevelanders will be wearing on Thursday. [Busted Coverage]

• Mascot Power Rankings time! [Out of Bounds]

• Donald Trump is trying to throw his hair weight around by telling the University of Miami president to hire Mike Leach. [Larry Brown Sports]

• If he wasn’t annoying enough to begin with, now Ian Poultier is just asking for it by taunting Tiger Woods. [Devil Ball Golf]

• MMA fighter wins match, promptly pukes all over the place. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Curt Schilling is getting kind of fat. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• A brief history of Joakim Noah bobbleheads. [The Basketball Jones]

• Dwight Howard mocks Derek Anderson’s post-game meltdown. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Indeed: you cannot stop Joe Morgan, you can only hope to mute him. [Walkoff Walk]

• Epic Steelers fist pump is fittingly epic. [PSAMP]

• Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp has got a rockin’ new tattoo. [Vin Scully Is My Homeboy]

• Here’s an interesting list of players signed to minor league contracts who had a major impact on their respective franchises during the 2010 season. [More Hardball]

• It’s the Roger Goodell Penalty Generating Flowchart! [Mondesi’s House]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Universe Admits To Wronging Area Man His Entire Life (‘Dave’s Got A Right To Be Angry,’ Says Cosmos)

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