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• A Pennsylvania woman was rescued by way of ropes and ladders after her truck ran off a road and landed in a treetop 30 feet down in a ravine. Police believe she was driving too fast for the conditions, but I suspect she was putting on eyeliner and lipstick – you know, because that better follows stereotypes regarding women drivers, which makes it funny. [Yahoo!/AP]

• President Obabm’s basketball injury received the Taiwanese animation treatment. Of course it did. [Out of Bounds]

• Alabama PA guy fired for playing “Take the Money and Run” and “Son of a Preacher Man” during Auburn game. You know, because of Cam Newton. [Awful Announcing]

• Holy tirade: what in the hell got into Derek Anderson last night? Besides the inspiration to wear a pink polo, of course. [Bob’s Blitz]

• If you ever wondered what it would look like if a super old guy got a lap dance at a New York Giants tailgate, here you go. [Busted Coverage]

• James Harrison is totally getting railroaded by the NFL. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan were fined $25K each for their fisty shenanigans on Sunday. What does it take for the NFL to suspend a player? [With Leather]

• Carl Crawford’s agents are sending out iPads loaded with video of highlights to market their client. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Jeez, Danny Ainge sure loves his cell phone. [Rumors & Rants]

• These guys managed to get a photo of the marker board which was used to jot down notes during the Heat’s players only meeting. [TAUNTR]

• Whipped cream that contains alcohol? Win. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

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