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• Via an Reuters report: “Her ex-boyfriend is demanding that she return the 4,379 euros ($5,865) he gave her to pay for her breast enlargement surgery in 2009 or he’ll call the police and get the repossessors involved, Bild reported on Wednesday. ‘It’s true that Carsten signed a loan agreement shortly before the operation,’ the woman named only as Anastasia is quoted saying. ‘The condition was that I wouldn’t have to pay him back if I stayed with him for a year.'” Man, this story is the tits. [Yahoo!/Reuters]

• Fan falls 20 feet to his death at Soldier Field during the Bears-Eagles game yesterday. [Foul Balls]

• Holy crap, do the Chargers own Peyton Manning or what? [Larry Brown Sports]

• Speaking of which, hey look: it’s Twitchy Manningface! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The way Buffalo lost yesterday to the Steelers in overtime was heartbreaking, but not surprising. [Rumors & Rants]

• Real tweets from real NFL players appear to indicate that they don’t like Chris Collinsworth, either. [Awful Announcing]

• Speaking of athlete tweets, a Florida Gators defensive back tweeted that he would like all the haters to kill themselves. [Busted Coverage]

• Thursday will be a judgment day of sorts for LeBron. I wonder if Jim Gray will be there. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• What in the holy hell got into Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan yesterday? [Bob’s Blitz]

• Is Jon Gruden all set to become the next head coach of the Miami Hurricanes? I’ll believe it when I see it. [The Last Angry Fan]

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