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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Ladies and gentlemen, the first full-fledged college competitive eating team. [With Leather]

• Tailgating Cleveland Browns fans set fire to a LeBron jersey then proceed to piss on it. [Busted Coverage]

• Members of a Cornish soccer team are likely licking their wounds and wondering why they play the game after getting drubbed 55-0. [Out of Bounds]

• Redskin fan-on-Redskin fan violence is, um, pretty violent. [Bob’s Blitz]

• ABC News is crediting the “Tiger Woods Effect” as the reason more men are seeking help with sexual addiction. I believe it’s called “The Getting Out Of Trouble Easy Method.” [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• God finally tweets back to Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson after the wideout blamed Him for his dropped pass. [TAUNTR]

• Due to the Bears success this season, the memory of Bill Swerski lives on. [Joe Sports Fan]

• Michael Jordan once again will serve as a captain’s assistant at the 2011 Presidents Cup. [Wei Under Par]

• Dirk Nowitzki got his Kanye West on. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Cool photo of the wrecking ball that wrecked the Spectrum. [The700Level]

• Peter King: still an annoying idiot. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: 14-Year Anniversary Of ‘Crash Bandicoot’ Passes By Largely Unnoticed

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