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• A personal aircraft which requires minimal training and no pilot license? Sign me up and get me that motorized wheelchair toot sweet! “We’re trying to make the world’s easiest-to-fly aircraft,” Richard Lauder, chief executive of New Zealand-based Martin Aircraft Company tells Discovery News. “Our goal is to create a Segway for the sky, where the principles of flying would be very simple.” Sounds grand. Let the carnage and subsequent lawsuits begin! [MSNBC]

• Wouldn’t it be the coolest if the Red Sox offered a massive contract to Derek Jeter? [Larry Brown Sports]

• Of course Tony Parker’s divorce got the Taiwanese animation treatment. [Outside the Boxscore]

• For a likely paltry $15K, you can become a player on Madden 12 which no one will ever use. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Get your Gus Johnson fix with his call of a 60-foot, first half buzzer beater. HA-HAH! [Awful Announcing]

• Here are the nine most interesting 2011 NHL All-Star Game voting trends. [Puck Daddy]

• Former NBA great Walt Frazier believes LeBron should have chosen the Knicks. [Ted Williams Head]

• Kobe Bryant’s Christmas shoe, y’all. [The Basketball Jones]

• You, yes you, can now look like Mike Ditka circa 1985. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Fans are showing up in droves for the opportunity to punch Ben Roethlisberger in the face for $25K. [TAUNTR]

• Gourmet Spud brilliance: Marv Albert hosts the 2010 NBA Entitlement Awards. [Food Court Lunch]

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