Sportress of Blogitude

Michael Vick Lands On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated, What Magazine Will Be Next?

Sure, the easy joke here would be to make some well-past-its-prime dig on Vick’s criminal past and make a reference to some dog magazine like Dog Fancy or Modern Dog, but you see, we here at the Sportress – meaning me and the frog in my pocket – aspire to a more sophisticated level of humor, so I would never elect to go that route.

Instead, given Vick’s career resurrection, I believe an entirely different reference would be apropos, so my guess for the next magazine cover that Michael Vick will appear on will be Christianity Today.

Yeah, that’s pretty stupid. Should have gone lowbrow and went with the dog joke. There’s a reason why tried and true jokes are tried and true Sigh.

[H/T for image to The700Level]