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Video: Vampirism Is Alive And Well In Professional Soccer

Or should that instead read “Vampirism Is Undead And Well In Professional Soccer”? It’s all so confusing.

In any event, it has become abundantly clear that this entire True Blood/Twilight/vampire craze has gotten completely out of hand now that soccer players are getting all bitey and stuff. Well, at least one soccer player is getting bitey: Luis Suarez. Suarez, who plays for Amsterdam’s Ajax club, decided to let his teeth do the talking during a match this weekend, when he attempted to sink his teeth into opponent Otman Bakkal’s neck.

Come on, man. That’s some bizarre antics right there. Even Mike Tyson is stupefied and troubled by this incident.

Man bites man: Meet soccer’s ‘Cannibal of Ajax’ [Toronto Star]