It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Here’s what the call of some of the greatest moments in March Madness history would have sounded like if Charles Barkley had broadcasted the games. [TAUNTR]

• Boy, trash talking during bowling really has changed since I was in a league. [Busted Coverage]

• Tracy Porter got a Family Guy-inspired haircut. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Islanders announcer would prefer to not be watching Islanders games. [Awful Announcing]

• Who knew Bill Murray was a George Mason fan? [D.C. Sports Bog]

• Paul Bisonnette, a/k/a @BizNasty2point0, would like his cell phone back. [Puck Daddy]

• Rudy Gay will shoot game-winning jumpers over the heads of the walking dead if he has to. [The Basketball Jones]

• More Peter King retardery.  [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Big Papi tests out his comedy chops in this VitaminWater ad. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Congratulations to the Colorado Rapids for winning their first MLS Championship. [Smart Ass Sports]

• In honor of the ESPN The Magazine movie issue, here are some pretty funny professional athletes in movies photoshops. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: 4 Dead, 12 Injured As Bull Wins Rodeo

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