Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Hair, So I Can Climb Up And Get Into Your Underwear
Did she pay for all those seats? Word on the street is that the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs got their asses booted out of these prime seats and relocated up to the nosebleeds in Staples Center Wednesday night when the Los Angeles Kings faced off against the Columbus Blue Jackets.
If you aren’t a die-hard Disney fan, perhaps you haven’t heard that the studio is set to release Tangled, a 3D animated update of the classic Rapunzel story and the appearance by the long-haired lass and Flynn Rider was a means to get the word out regarding the November 24th release. And the couple sure seem to be enjoying themselves. And why wouldn’t they? It sure beats having to hang out with Disney CEO Robert Iger, which was their only other option on Wednesday. And word on the street is that guy is one colossal bore. I mean, how many times can you hear the story about Disney’s acquisition of Pixar without your eyes rolling into the back of your head?
[H/T for post title – of course – goes out to the Beastie Boys]