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It Looks Like This Miami Dolphins-Hosted ‘Takeover’ Party Is Gonna Be A Rager!!

Dolphins players in uniforms and chicks in painted-on Dolphins jerseys? I would be so there. If I happened to be in Miami. And didn’t have a strictly-enforced curfew. Sigh.

Anyhoo, on Friday, November 19th, Miami nightclub e.s.s.o. will be the locale of something called the “Miami Dolphins Takeover” party. Featuring music by Emperor Searcy (who?) and Posterchild J-One (what?), the hip and happening club will be the place to be for the downtown Miami partying public. I’m putting the over-under on arrests at 18.

Just remember, guys get in for free until 11:00 p.m. while girls can get in at no charge until 11:30. Transgendered individuals? My guess would be 11:15, but don’t quote me on that.

For those of you planning to attend the “Takeover,” I am sorry, but there appears to be no mention of whether or not you have to wear a “collard shirt” so you are pretty much on your own in that regard.