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Headline: Jonathan Toews’ Innate Farting Ability Fueled Hat Trick Last Night?

At least that’s how I am interpreting it. Either that, or Toews has become a natural gas huffer, which seems like a dangerous thing to do despite the way it fuels Toews towards excellence on the ice. And I imagine that’s the kind of news the Blackhawks organization would not like that kind of stinky information being let out, no matter how much of a relief it would entail.

At the same time, my mind might not be in the right place at this moment, what with the four bean burritos I ate for lunch. The fact I did so next to a leaky propane tank probably didn’t help, either.

Natural gas does the trick [Chicago Sun-Times]