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Alert: Jimmy V Week For Cancer Research Raises Awareness For Cancer Research

Breaking: Beginning today, all decisions and headlines issued via ESPN Media Zone will have to be approved by ESPN’s Department of Redundancy Department.

I know, I know, this is my second “Fun With Headlines” post of the day, but I couldn’t pass this one up. This particular headline is about as enlightening as the “Concussions Should Be Taken Seriously” headline I noted earlier this month.

To paraphrase Emmitt Smith, the cunning linguist who was once employed by ESPN, my mind is completely blowed. I’m not kidding, if my brain was any more blowed out, it would be sitting on my desk, brain functions none and void, by this doozy of an informative headline.

Jimmy V Week for Cancer Research Raises Awareness for Cancer Research [ESPN Media Zone]