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Wake N’ Blog: Guy Celebrates Birth Of Child By Lighting Up Joint At Hospital

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• A man  – who has not been named – was found smoking a joint in a designated smoking area at Uniontown Hospital in Pennsylvania on Tuesday morning. After a nurse detected the odor of marijuana when she was out on a smoke break, she alerted security. When police questioned him, the man said, “I’m having a baby and wanted to get a buzz” and then pulled a bag of weed out his shoe. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Shawne Merriman lasted 15 minutes. Well,  that’s not so bad. Wait, it was on the practice field with his new team, the Bills? Oh. That sucks. [With Leather]

• Just so you know, the Cavs are doing just fine, thanks for asking. [The Basketball Jones]

• Ouch: David Lee knocked out Wilson Chandler’s teeth with his elbow while making a rebound. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Sadly, the Los Angeles Clippers are still the Los Angeles Clippers. [Rumors & Rants]

• If the Florida man who filed restraining orders against Jesus Christ, Barack Obama and Denver Broncos and former Florida quarterback Tim Tebow really that crazy? These guys might have evidence to the contrary. [TAUNTR]

• Yikes: Ilya Kovalchuk’s epic shootout fail. [Ted Williams Head]

• Check out the new jerseys for the Washington Nationals. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• Zach Randolph apparently does not know how long an NBA game lasts. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Did Erin Andrews subtly give confirmation that she is dating Aaron Rodgers? [The Jersey Chaser]

• In honor of Veterans Day, here’s a look at the “veteran” player on every major league roster. [We Should Be GMs]

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