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Are You An NFL Player Tired Of Outrageous Fines? Call Jack ‘The Hammer’ Justice!


Famed sports attorney Jack “The Hammer” Justice is branching out. Justice, previously known for representing student athletes abused by their college coaches, is now defending defensive NFL players who are being handed down far too many unfair fines. So look out, Roger Goodell. “The Hammer” is on the case.

Wow. This one hits on so many levels, all brilliant and hilarious. I especially enjoy the frenetic energy of “The Hammer” as he rhymes his way through how he can help while looking at cue cards just off-camera to his left. Another one knocked out of the park, fellas.

Jack “The Hammer” Justice: Defending NFL Defenders [TAUNTR]