Somebody Help! Ozzie Guillen Has Somehow Become Trapped Inside His Television!
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! I don’t know how he did it, but Ozzie Guillen has managed to tweet a dire plea to his many Twitter followers: while watching fall league baseball, he has somehow figured out a way to get stuck inside his television. Jeez, that Ozzie, always getting himself in sticky situations. I don’t know about anybody else, but this odd situation reminds me a bit of that craptastic movie, Stay Tuned, only this has the potential to be entertaining. Pam Dawber? Please. Whatever, Mindy.