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Wake N’ Blog: Was It The Clarvins? North Dakota Man Finds Couple In His Hot Tub

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• AP: “DICKINSON, N.D. – Police say a North Dakota man was surprised to find two people sitting in his hot tub when he went to check on a noise at 4 a.m. Officer Ron Van Doorne told The Dickinson Press that the man asked them what they were doing. They said, ‘We’re sorry,’ then left. The incident occurred Monday….Van Doorne said there was no disorderly conduct or damage, ‘other than the fact that they were sitting in his hot tub at 4 o’clock in the morning.’ Odd story, but you know how impulsive “lovahs” can be at times. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Here’s video of a 13-year-old Andy Reid participating in a Punt, Pass and Kick competition. Spoiler alert: he was a ginormous teenager. [The Last Angry Fan]

• The five greatest screencaps from the CGI re-creation of that rugby player’s simulated sex act with a dog. [Busted Coverage]

• Turn on your heartlight, Kevin Durant. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Erin Mangini 1, Bill Belichick 0. Ha. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Here is your BCS Conspiracy Theory of the Week. [Rumors & Rants]

• Here’s video of LSU coach Les Miles eating grass. Hey, we all need roughage. [Ted Williams Head]

• Ndamukong Suh attempted an extra point yesterday, missed. [Detroit4Lyfe]

• Good question: can’t we all just start ignoring Colin Cowherd? [Awful Announcing]

• Charlotte Bobcats games no longer a safe haven for murder suspects. [Tirico Suave]

• Mmmmm…bacon flavored soda. [Out of Bounds]

• Reporter gets smacked up by rowdy soccer fans. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Wade Phillips is doomed and even the hot chick from that commercial can save him now. Wait, what? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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