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Wake N’ Blog: Laugh All You Want, But A Box Of Drugs That Says ‘METH’ On It Can Be Easily Misplaced

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• Police in Wyoming are frantically looking for a black box containing nearly an ounce of methamphetamine with the word “METH” on it after the contraband was left on the bumper of a car on October 27th during a canine training exercise. A deputy drove off in the vehicle with the drugs still on the bumper. I’m sure someone upright citizen will return the box. Sure, it will be empty, but they’ll get the box back, you can count on that. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Who’s crazier? Oddball Giants closer Brian Wilson or unhinged Beach Boys member Brian Wilson? [Rumors & Rants]

• The partial dental plate of former Habs great Yvan Cournoyer is up for auction. Yuck. [The Last Angry Fan]

• That “Player X” from ESPN The Magazine wrote that Jay Cutler is a “head case.” I can see that. [Foul Balls]

• Keep looking: former Shanahan QB Jake Plummer believes the Redskins coach is still searching for John Elway. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Holy Giant Captain Morgan at the New Meadowlands, Batman! [Busted Coverage]

• Is Fred Couples (kinda) done playing on the PGA Tour? [Devil Ball Golf]

• A very special PSA from TAUNTR regarding bullying of BCS officials. The more you know… [TAUNTR]

• The Auburn football team’s Halloween party video is interesting. [Bob’s Blitz]

• If you haven’t seen the South Carolina sorority girl crying video yet, here it is. Good stuff. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Get the advice on your fantasy football team and your sex life you desperately need with KSK’s Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• A toilet in every elevator? What the fungus? [Food Court Lunch]

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