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• Recent research which postulates that “finger length can indicate promiscuity among hominins” as “based on the ratio between the length of the index finger as compared to the ring finger” seems to indicate that our distant cousins the Neanderthals were a sexually-promiscuous bunch. Obviously, the findings aren’t conclusive, but as anyone who has seen Quest for Fire can surely attest, those primitive men would stick their prehistoric wang in just about anything. [Yahoo!/AFP]

• Here’s video of Georgia’s defensive coordinator Todd Grantham giving Florida kicker the “choke” sign. [Larry Brown Sports]

• With the announcement that his wife is pregnant, we now have confirmation that Eli Manning had sex at least one time in his life. [Tirico Suave]

• MLB flameout/psychopath Elijah Dukes is $40K behind on his child support. [Busted Coverage]

• Arvydas Sabonis for Governor? Arvydas Sabonis for Governor. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Ozzie Guillen is hard to understand, as evidenced by this video from Jimmy Kimmel. [Outside the Boxscore]

• T-Wolves player Anthony Tolliver regrets mocking LeBron James with his “The Decision, Part Deux,” probably even more after James and company thrashed his squad last night. [The Basketball Jones]

• Some Maryland football fan just watched his 401st consecutive game. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• And now, a message from Tommy from Quinzee. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Soccer star Ronaldo’s WAG Irina Shayk is attractive. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Vin Scully leg tattoo? Vin Scully leg tattoo. [Vin Scully Is My Homeboy]

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