Headline: Houston-Central Florida Game To Play Out Like A High School Make Out Party

Ha. That’s good stuff. Juvenile on my part? Sure. Funny? You bet.

Anyway, just a piece of advice to the University of Houston players: “prep” all you want, from my experiences way back in high school, a good ol’ grind session will always end with disappointment – and an excruciatingly painful case of blue balls. Ah, memories.

UH preps for good ol’ grind session against UCF [Houston Chronicle]