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• A 47-year-old Florida man was arrested in Ocean City, Maryland, extremely intoxicated and wearing a diaper while screaming obscenities and trick or treating. Joseph David DiVanna was arrested about 9:15 p.m. on Sunday and charged with disorderly conduct. No word on whether or not he got to keep his candy. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Riots broke out in the streets of San Francisco after the Giants won the World Series. Of course they did. [Big League Stew]

• Major League Baseball has asked teams to curtail the champagne celebrations a bit. Damn fuddy duddies. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Big geography fail by Joe Buck last night. [Rumors & Rants]

• Top 10 takeaways from the World Series. [Five Tool Tool]

• Did Chris McKendry refer to Big Ben as Ben Roethliscock? [Ted Williams Head]

• Holy nightmare fuel Colts fans screencaps, Batman! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Here’s Mike Fratello explaining the New Jersey Nets’ offense…kind of. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Despite changing his tune, Shanahan’s decision to bench Donovan McNabb still extremely unpopular. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• Was the show This Week In Baseball really as good as we remember it? [7th Inning Stache]

• Bear Grylls takes on Kevin Durant’s Heli-oop challenge. [The Sporting Rave]

• Maria Sharapova was partying it up in NYC last night. [Bob’s Blitz]

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