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• A pregnant jail inmate was being prepped for a Cesarean section last month in a Cincinnati jail when a nurse discovered 15 pills used to treat anxiety in her vagina. January Newport, 24, had been arrested the day before for allegedly trying to steal a computer from WalMart. This story is a white trash bonanza: pregnant broad in jail, WalMart theft and pills crammed in a snizz. Well, I don’t know how the last one qualifies as white trash, but let’s run with it. [MSNBC/AP]

• The best signs from ESPN College GameDay on Saturday. [Busted Coverage]

• Shaq dressed up as a woman, Shaqeeta, is as terrifying as you would expect. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Superdome sets Guinness World Record for largest Halloween party. [Rumors & Rants]

• In case you missed it, Tony Kornheiser dressed up as Cigar Guy for Halloween on PTI. [Awful Announcing]

• LeBron would have done the “Decision” differently, apparently. Good to know. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• The Chicago Bulls are not very good at golf. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Awesome frustrated Rangers fan animated GIF. [Walkoff Walk]

• Douchey: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are somehow involved in recruiting violations at Iowa. [Out of Bounds]

• ESPN keeps throwing crap at the wall to see if it sticks. This time, it involved the Yankees. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Halloween isn’t officially over until a hockey team does the “Thriller” dance. [Puck Daddy]

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