It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• No matter how hard we have tried, mankind has yet to perfect the beer slingshot. [Out of Bounds]
• Lorena Ochoa comes out of retirement, lays a beatdown on some male golfers. [Devil Ball Golf]
• I have to agree, 80 miles per hour on a skateboard is pretty goddamn fast. [Bob’s Blitz]
• Let them eat Brian Wilson…cake! [Bugs & Cranks]
• It’s Tim Lincecum’s time to shine, baby. Can you dig it? [Big League Stew]
• Headline: “Redskins fans find Grossman’s quarterback costume highly offensive.” I like it. [TAUNTR]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: New Online Voting System Allows Millions Of Masturbators To Take Part In Democracy
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