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• The ACLU has filed a federal lawsuit on behalf of Pennsylvania couple who allege their newborn daughter was taken away from them because the mother failed a drug test which she insists was the result of eating  a poppy seed bagel. “The suit says the couple’s 3-day-old daughter was taken from the couple’s home and held for five days before authorities admitted they had made a mistake and returned the child.” Wow. Sure, that story is much worse than Elaine not being able to go visit the Massai bushmen, but at least this mother was accused of being menopausal and having the metabolism of a sixty-eight year old woman. [azcentral]

• Excellent interview of the one and only Bill Walton by the one and only Trey Kirby. [The Basketball Jones]

• The NFL has set up a rare conference call to review all the officiating screw-ups over the past few weeks.[Shutdown Corner]

• Here’s video of Ron Artest’s appearance with Larry King talking about raffling off the championship ring. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Ladies and germs, Lil’ Ronnie Washington. [Out of Bounds]

• UConn football coach Randy Edsal believes there is someone spying on the team’s practices. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Yamma hamma: here’s Minka Kelly showing off why she was named the sexiest woman alive. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Hey, female Giants fans with nice boobs: put on a “I Bust For Posey” shirt and send a photo of you modeling it to these guys. [Busted Coverage]

• The top 10 reasons why Allen Iverson signed with a Turkish basketball team. [Five Tool Tool]

• Congratulations to Calgary Flames Craig Conroy on playing in his 1,000th game. What an adorable family to boot. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Gourmet Spud addresses the adverse effect winter has on his ears with amusing results. Give him a break, he’s Canadian. [Food Court Lunch]

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