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Sorry, Nova Bar & Restaurant In San Fran: No Body Shots Off Chicks, No Josh Hamilton

Ooh, ouch. Nova Bar & Restaurant in San Francisco apparently unwilling to pull any punches when it comes to epic smack talk regarding the Rangers outfielder’s troubled past. That’s about as cold as the clammy skin of heroin addict after a three-day junk-shooting spree.

I keed, I keed. I actually believe junkies get quite feverish and sweaty after binges. At least that’s how I understand it from the writings of William S. Burroughs.

[H/T to Brave Blogger Man on the Streets of San Francisco, ‘Duk from Big League Stew – don’t miss his additional pregame photos]